Looks like Landry's injury stricken past seasons hasn't kept him from getting ridiculously huge. Landry has always been some sort of man-beast but it seems that he has taken it to a extreme new level. LaRon recently posted pictures of his new "I eat small children" size via his twitter account. But here's the deal bro, Your huge and its obvious you need a shirt that's not made for normal humans. Yes it makes your freakish size look 100% more terrifying but com'on man there's no way that shirt feels comfortable. All's i wanna know is what went through his mind when he decided to pass on NFL doctor recommend surgery and get freakishly huge.
"Fuck surgery, Ill just get super jacked and then no one will care my Achilles is shredded."
"I'm in the fucking gym 35 hours a day 10 days a week. My workout? Fucking chest and arms everyday, do you see any other equipment behind me?."
I'm impressed he was able to snap a picture with gloves on, you know how those touch screens are.
Obviously when he posted these pictures he was thinking "I'm jacked and I'm the fucking man" and whoever in the NFL is thinking of picking up the soon-to-be free agent might wanna think of moving him to linebacker and goodluck finding pads that fit this beast.
If the NFL doesn't work out there's always the Incredible Hulk's stunt double.
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